Slade Smiley’s Latest “Venture”

Just what South Africa needs, a pyramid scheme to steal money from retirees and widows. Oh well, at least he’s out of the country for a while…

How Slade Smiley got hooked up with this particular scheme we will probably never know, nor will we know what his role is, probably at a low level with a high level of ass-kissing involved.

Gretchen Rossi, his “fiance” and financier on the Real Housewives of Orange County tweeted last week that he had a new job in South Africa. The Baylor University alumnus (so she says) didn’t know it takes a day to get to South Africa, she hadn’t heard from him and was worried. I’m sure Baylor is proud!

Anyway, Slade is working for a “wealth coach”  Laugh. Out. Loud.

the link:

http://www.jtfoxx.com/

In other Slimy Slade news, he is back to lying about his age. He’s done it before; problem is, no one believes the October, 1973 he is stating as his birth year now. How many 39 year olds do you know with a grizzly gray beard and a toupee?

His arrest record, dating from the time Jay Photoglou caught him at Gretchen’s house, called the police and had him picked up for an invalid license, during which time he was also arrested for back child support, tells it all:

Slade Out On Bail-Court Documents

Court documents don’t lie… Slade was born in 1968.

Gretchen and Slade are perfect matches…..lying liars who lie.

Can wages earned in another country be attached for child support?

Episode 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 8 reunion airs Monday night on Bravo TV.

#RHOC Reunion Season 8 Gretchen Rossi, Her Men, Her Lies

 

lydia mclaughlin, gretchen rossi, alexis bellino,vicki gunvalson,tamra barney,heather dubrow

 

Yet again.

Looks like Andy Cohen will let the botox fly on the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 8 reunion, set to air in three parts on Bravo TV Monday.

The Tamra Barney/Gretchen Rossi détente has ended, as predicted, as Tamra refuses to cover Gretchen’s lies about her relationship with Jay Photoglou when she was supposedly engaged to Jeff Beitzel.

Gretchen/Tamra No Longer BFF's

Gretchen was seen by all the RH’s during Season 4 as her storyline was her dying fiance, yet she was cavorting and canoodling with Jay, who thought they had a real relationship and he would soon be on TV. After Tamra outed the relationship at the Season 4 reunion, Gretchen dumped Jay and took up with Slade Smiley, friend and ex-neighbor of original RHOC creator Scott Dunlop. This caused years of litigation, porn pics of Gretchen published by Nik Ritchie on theDirty, with Gretchen finally winning a $500,000 judgment against Jay.

Jay Loses to Gretchen

Of course, pathological liar Gretchen uses this as proof that Jay was a lying stalker. Yes, Gretchen everyone now believes you……and your tearless crying.

Other highlights from the “First Look”.  Turns out Vicki and Donn Gunvalson are not divorced, he, however, is quoted as saying “he wouldn’t get back with Vicki if monkeys flew out of his ass” or something like that.  Donn is fighting for spousal support, so the divorce proceedings are at a standstill. Vicki sure knows how to create problems for herself, doesn’t she? Her biggest problem right now being that psychopath son-in-law of hers, Ryan Culberson.

At some point during the reunion, Lauri Waring Peterson sits down……we can only hope that one of the women ask her where Josh’s daughter is. Josh Waring and his wife gave birth to a drug-addicted child last December who went into withdrawal soon after Lauri tweeted about the birth. The child has been a ward of the State of California ever since. Lauri did not take in her grandchild.

Where is Lauri's Grandchild?

If not, then how about the email sent to Vicki and spread to Jeana Keough from George Peterson’s ex Mother-In-Law ?

The Email Sent To Vicki Gunvalson

This promises to be quite a reunion, followed immediately by the Season 3 premiere of the Real Housewives of Miami.