Yes, there’s yet another Real Housewives “song” out there, another one from Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County. Subject matter? The last thing anyone wants to hear about, Slade Smiley’s penis, which causes more trouble than the little socklet can possibly be worth.
I won’t bother to copy it here, it’s linked below.
In the Perez Hilton piece, he claims Gretchen and Slade are married, but there has been no indication of a wedding. Season 7 has begun production, and the only way these two famewhores will get married is if Bravo pays for it.
from Perez Hilton:
You might think you've heard the worst Housewives song, but trust us, you haven't. Not yet anyway.
This morning, Real Housewife of Orange County, Gretchen Rossi stopped by the Playboy Morning Show with her hubby, Slade Smiley to share a brand new song about Slade's slong.
Yep, yep. That's what's happening here!
Check out the video to hear for yourself this very personal track that Gretchen reveals she recorded while she was "sleeping on Ambien."
That's how all the pros do it!
Okay, we know this is supposed to be a joke or whatever, but did it really need to be this awful?! Bad songs don't have to be BAD SONGS, you know?
Anything for publicity.
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