Lots of people want to be like Jeana...according to Jeana. This is the wisdom we get as Jeana, along with Kara Keough, Frankie and a friend try out a vegan restaurant. Kara Keough is her usual obnoxious self...not gonna miss her, as she wonders if the waitress has a perfect body from eating vegan.
We got crocodile tears from Trashy Tamra and the father bullshit...yeah right, Tamra.
Andy Cohen asks them how old they are. Vicki, 48, said 46, Tamra 41, Jeana, 53, wouldn’t say, Gretchen 31, Lynne, 53, wouldn’t say.
Back to Jeff Beitzel and Gretchen. She reveals that Jeff left her enough money for a year. (translation: not much). Jeff Beitzel’s kids are in this segment, totally sublime. So normal, compared to Orange County kids.
Cute segment, Brianna and Vicki. As Brianna takes her blood pressure, Vicki states “I am not crazy!”
They pretend to work on charities..like the New York Housewives .....yawn. They attend some Republican award ceremony honoring Jeana.
The Gruesome Twosome decide to nickname Lynne “ding-dong”, rocket scientists that they are. Andy tries to persuade Vicki to own up to her viciousness , you know how well that went.
Lauri is writing a book. She thinks the viewers will understand her better (insert sarcasm here).
Back to Tamra, Gretchen and Jay. After calling Gretchen a goddamn liar and stalking off, its revealed that Jay was hanging around and calling Tamra very often. Lynne tries to defend Gretchen, can’t do it.
THIS IS WHEN TAMRA SAYS HE IS TEXTING HER DURING THE SHOW.
Jay Photoglou lied to me! I am beyond hurt. I am devastated. Imagine, lying to an innocent Blogger! (I just report) My word, the world is coming to an end!
Here’s his lie :
There was a text message from me to Simon... Not one to Tamra. Over 200 between Gretchen and I that day... I am not Dig Dug. But they seem to know the truth. The text messages were going to be used in court on May 15th. Posted by Jay on comments here
In other news, Brianna hasn’t joined the Army, and Gretchen’s hair is great. I think I’m gonna need a double shot of Simon Barney's tequila.
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