<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242</id><updated>2011-12-03T11:53:44.059-08:00</updated><category term='chris rossi'/><category term='predator/prey'/><category term='the newest orange county housewife'/><category term='Jeff&apos;s Sister'/><category term='real absurd'/><category term='pizza girl'/><category term='tamra barney'/><category term='intimate details'/><category term='lauri waring'/><category term='rants'/><category term='they turn on each other'/><category term='chris rossi friends and enemies'/><category term='absurd on wordpress'/><category term='slade smiley'/><category term='gretchen rossi'/><category term='the 911 tape'/><category term='judy fike'/><category term='more gretchen'/><category term='jo de la rosa'/><category term='the real housewives of orange county'/><category term='vicki gunvalson'/><category term='simon barney'/><category term='Rant On'/><category term='post reunion comments'/><category term='more comments'/><category term='the grammar nazis are too late'/><category term='jeffrey beitzel'/><category term='friends and neighbors'/><category term='THE HEARTBREAK KID'/><category term='jay photoglou'/><category term='the dinner party comments from wordpress'/><title type='text'>More Absurdities   Reader's  Rant</title><subtitle type='html'>Because you love to rant!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>100</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7356480746545727897</id><published>2011-12-03T11:53:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-03T11:53:44.066-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='more gretchen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='real absurd'/><title type='text'>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Update</title><summary type='text'>  gretchen rossi  When they disappear off Facebook and Twitter, something’s up!  Last night, Vicki Gunvalson spilled it.  Vicki and the ladies; Gretchen Rossi, Tamra Barney, Alexis Bellino and newcomer Heather DuBrow left from Miami yesterday for Costa Rica. Whether or not the men, Slade Smiley, Eddie Judge, Vicki’s man Brooks Ayers, Heathers’ plastic surgeon husband, and Jim Bellino accompanied </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7356480746545727897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7356480746545727897' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7356480746545727897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7356480746545727897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2011/12/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season.html' title='Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Update'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7697076162474506174</id><published>2011-11-22T09:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-22T09:31:29.528-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the newest orange county housewife'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Previews The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7</title><summary type='text'>                                               heather dubrow     In this recent interview with Gretchen Rossi, US Magazine is a little behind on the happenings of the Real Housewives of Orange County and the upcoming drama on Season 7. Of all the search terms on this website, the most popular by far is  “when will the Orange County Housewives return?”  They are currently filming, but a premiere </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7697076162474506174/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7697076162474506174' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7697076162474506174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7697076162474506174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2011/11/heather-dubrow-in-this-recent-interview.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Previews The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8993139375836969147</id><published>2011-10-06T06:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T06:02:05.854-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Sings Another “Song”</title><summary type='text'>Yes, there’s yet another Real Housewives “song” out there, another one from Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County.  Subject matter? The last thing anyone wants to hear about, Slade Smiley’s penis, which causes more trouble than the little socklet can possibly be worth.        I won’t bother to copy it here, it’s linked below.  In the Perez Hilton piece, he claims Gretchen and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8993139375836969147/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8993139375836969147' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8993139375836969147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8993139375836969147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2011/10/gretchen-rossi-sings-another-song.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Sings Another “Song”'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2709094883968378154</id><published>2011-06-13T05:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-13T05:51:09.754-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><title type='text'>Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2 Sneak Peek: Baby Mama Drama</title><summary type='text'>  slade smiley at the reunion as he confronts tamra barney     Absurd2Sublime has learned exclusively that Michelle Arroyo, the mother of Slade Smiley’s cancer-stricken son Grayson Smiley , will answer questions about Slade and his child support issues on the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 reunion scheduled to air Sunday, June 12 and Monday, June 13 on Bravo TV.  Slade, who reportedly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2709094883968378154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2709094883968378154' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2709094883968378154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2709094883968378154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2011/06/real-housewives-of-orange-county.html' title='Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2 Sneak Peek: Baby Mama Drama'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1596716084519992070</id><published>2011-06-13T05:45:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-13T05:45:29.218-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeffrey beitzel'/><title type='text'>Judge Rules Against Gretchen Rossi ....Can’t Quiet Jay Photoglou</title><summary type='text'>  Gretchen and Jay in happier times     In the neverending story:  Think Judge Gregory Munoz is sick and tired?  After her last loss to Jay Photoglou, Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County tried to have the judge disqualified.  That worked out well, don’t you think?  Today in court:     The motion by plaintiff Gretchen Rossi for a protective order is granted in part and denied in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1596716084519992070/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1596716084519992070' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1596716084519992070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1596716084519992070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2011/06/judge-rules-against-gretchen-rossi-cant.html' title='Judge Rules Against Gretchen Rossi ....Can’t Quiet Jay Photoglou'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5333930685602426299</id><published>2011-05-01T12:28:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-01T12:28:05.964-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeffrey beitzel'/><title type='text'>Peggy Tanous Serves; Gretchen Rossi Gets Served on the Real Housewives of Orange County.</title><summary type='text'>Spoiler Alert  n   Gretchen Rossi     Jay Photoglou   Gretchen Rossi had been avoiding service from Jay Photoglou’s attorneys for a while, so it was done publicly, in front of  Bravo cameras. A source told absurd2sublime exclusively that this scene  didn’t  make the final cut because all references to Gretchen and her relationship with Jay, her lover while she was the fiancé of Jeff Beitzel , </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5333930685602426299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5333930685602426299' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5333930685602426299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5333930685602426299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2011/05/peggy-tanous-serves-gretchen-rossi-gets.html' title='Peggy Tanous Serves; Gretchen Rossi Gets Served on the Real Housewives of Orange County.'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1987852119785505658</id><published>2011-04-14T15:09:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-14T15:09:36.002-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi: It’s Pay Jay Day</title><summary type='text'>       Jay Photoglou tweeted:     JayPhotoglou Jay Photoglou      Wow, What a difference a day makes!!! :)   A couple of items on the Gretchen Rossi/Slade Smiley relationship came to my attention recently.   Slade Smiley has been refusing to sign a “pre-nup” from Gretchen’s attorneys. Gretchen has been seen out partying with other men.(Sound familiar?)  Gretchen either is or is trying to get </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1987852119785505658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1987852119785505658' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1987852119785505658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1987852119785505658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2011/04/gretchen-rossi-its-pay-jay-day.html' title='Gretchen Rossi: It’s Pay Jay Day'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5184984378164408927</id><published>2010-12-11T11:33:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-11T11:33:49.046-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Will Loose Lips Cause The Postponement of RHOOC Season 6 ?</title><summary type='text'>EXCLUSIVE       It seems the Real Housewives of Orange County gossiped on camera a tad too much about a certain relationship Gretchen Rossi had during Season 4, when she was supposedly engaged to Jeff Beitzel.  Now that person wants his name removed from the lips of Lynne Curtin, Tamra Barney and Lauri Waring (she does have a limited role in Season 6, according to sources) .   Removing his name </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5184984378164408927/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5184984378164408927' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5184984378164408927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5184984378164408927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/12/will-loose-lips-cause-postponement-of_11.html' title='Will Loose Lips Cause The Postponement of RHOOC Season 6 ?'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fDeNVFWkq74/TGjTG7YCzzI/AAAAAAAAOoQ/j3gfAPbZCdA/s72-c/Gretchen.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2550969585392975957</id><published>2010-12-11T10:43:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-11T10:43:34.820-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lauri waring'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeffrey beitzel'/><title type='text'>Will Loose Lips Cause The Postponement of RHOOC Season 6 ?</title><summary type='text'>EXCLUSIVE  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2550969585392975957/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2550969585392975957' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2550969585392975957'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2550969585392975957'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/12/will-loose-lips-cause-postponement-of.html' title='Will Loose Lips Cause The Postponement of RHOOC Season 6 ?'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7077338394964628738</id><published>2010-10-24T13:33:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-24T13:33:26.408-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><title type='text'>Slade Proposes to Gretchen for the Cameras</title><summary type='text'>  Slade Smiley asked Gretchen Rossi to marry him last night at the filming of the Season 6 real Housewives of Orange County Finale.  That helps explain his recent vasectomy reversal.  More later…  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7077338394964628738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7077338394964628738' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7077338394964628738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7077338394964628738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/10/slade-proposes-to-gretchen-for-cameras.html' title='Slade Proposes to Gretchen for the Cameras'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5242937602068417314</id><published>2010-10-23T12:24:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-23T12:24:01.113-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeffrey beitzel'/><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi’s Defamation Accusation Thrown Out; Slade Smiley Has “Reversal of Fortune”</title><summary type='text'>   Another title for this article: “The Never Ending Story”  Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County lost a round in her lawsuit against ex-boyfriend Jay Photoglou in their never-ending battle over essentially nothing.  A very expensive nothing.     For starters, the defamation part is out.    "Yes!" Photoglou exclaimed as he left the courtroom and gave his attorney a hug. (No </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5242937602068417314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5242937602068417314' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5242937602068417314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5242937602068417314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/10/gretchen-rossis-defamation-accusation.html' title='Gretchen Rossi’s Defamation Accusation Thrown Out; Slade Smiley Has “Reversal of Fortune”'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7814506653950946977</id><published>2010-10-07T08:21:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-07T08:21:01.124-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='simon barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the real housewives of orange county'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><title type='text'>Slade Smiley to Host Cancer Charity Event...Update</title><summary type='text'>Update October 1: Michelle Arroyo , the mother of Grayson Smiley, spoke to Radar online yesterday.   Here's what she had to say :     "Another disingenuous attempt at trying to portray himself as a father concerned for his son and his own battle against cancer," "Grayson has a brain injury... he's had six brain surgeries... and he has long-standing permanent effects from chemotherapy," she said. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7814506653950946977/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7814506653950946977' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7814506653950946977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7814506653950946977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/10/slade-smiley-to-host-cancer-charity.html' title='Slade Smiley to Host Cancer Charity Event...Update'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-4780352739506171626</id><published>2010-09-28T13:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-28T13:13:10.412-07:00</updated><title type='text'>OC Register Story Brings Out the Absurd</title><summary type='text'>Here we go again. Another chapter in the real story of the Real Housewives of Orange County.  Where does the real story unfold? In the pages of the Orange County Register.  As always, the comments are more informative than the story, this time about the latest in the feud between the divorcing Simon and Tamra Barney.  The ubiquitous Pizza Girl has again made herself part of the story. Using her </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/4780352739506171626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=4780352739506171626' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4780352739506171626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4780352739506171626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/09/oc-register-story-brings-out-absurd.html' title='OC Register Story Brings Out the Absurd'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8041005308769344244</id><published>2010-09-21T15:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-21T15:02:20.768-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi "Served" At Party</title><summary type='text'>  gretchen and jay     In the never-ending battle between ex-lovers Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou, it's Jay's turn to sue, again. He recently won $22,000 in court costs for the restraining she filed and dropped in March 2009.  Gretchen was served at a party last Saturday night given by Peggy Tanous, the newest Orange County housewife.  In the court documents, Jay lays out his case against </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8041005308769344244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8041005308769344244' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8041005308769344244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8041005308769344244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/09/gretchen-rossi-at-party.html' title='Gretchen Rossi &amp;quot;Served&amp;quot; At Party'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3898112880399565949</id><published>2010-07-16T13:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-16T13:48:31.954-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the real housewives of orange county'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><title type='text'>Slade Smiley With Grayson</title><summary type='text'>  In an effort to counteract the negative press about his failure to support his very ill son Grayson, Slade Smiley and his girlfriend Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County have been posting photos and tweets featuring Grayson.  Slade is in litigation with Michelle Arroyo, Grayson's mother.  According to Tamra Barney, Season 6 will not air until January.  The Real Housewives of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3898112880399565949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3898112880399565949' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3898112880399565949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3898112880399565949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/07/slade-smiley-with-grayson.html' title='Slade Smiley With Grayson'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2365860021413287338</id><published>2010-05-28T15:41:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-28T15:45:59.296-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><title type='text'>Guess Who Shows Up For Slade’s Court Hearing?</title><summary type='text'>The Audacity of Jay Photoglou    Slade Smiley ‘s child support court hearing turned into a circus worthy of The Real Housewives of Orange County on Friday.  Smiley owes $110,000 in back child support to Michelle Arroyo and was accompanied to court by Gretchen Rossi.  Guess who also made an appearance? Right,  Jay Photoglou. Slade was furious.  Photoglou and Rossi have waged their own court war, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2365860021413287338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2365860021413287338' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2365860021413287338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2365860021413287338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/05/guess-who-shows-up-for-slades-court.html' title='Guess Who Shows Up For Slade’s Court Hearing?'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3637613246687728066</id><published>2010-05-01T10:50:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-01T10:50:16.656-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><title type='text'>Jay Wins in Court</title><summary type='text'>  Gretchen Rossi  from the oc register  Gretchen Rossi, cast member of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” paid a check for $22,375 Friday at Harbor Justice Center in Laguna Hills.  The cashier’s check was made out to Jay Photoglou, the law offices of Orlando Castaño, and the California Franchise Tax Board. Photoglou, 40, claims he was Rossi’s secret ex-boyfriend when she was engaged to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3637613246687728066/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3637613246687728066' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3637613246687728066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3637613246687728066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/05/jay-wins-in-court.html' title='Jay Wins in Court'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1405721797427975225</id><published>2010-04-24T09:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-24T09:17:47.428-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Not in Court</title><summary type='text'>No time to write! Yesterday, Gretchen Rossi was scheduled to appear in court to answer the subpoena by attorneys for stalker Jay Photoglou, exposing her assets in his continuing effort to collect $18,000 in court costs for last years restraining order . The judge gave her until next Thursday.  Whew!  For the complete Gretchen Rossi, Jay Photoglou story, go to  More Absurdities, Reader's Rant  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1405721797427975225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1405721797427975225' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1405721797427975225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1405721797427975225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/04/gretchen-rossi-not-in-court.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Not in Court'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-9115023863988999452</id><published>2010-04-20T14:47:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-20T14:47:03.592-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='more gretchen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeffrey beitzel'/><title type='text'>Jay Photoglou Needs to Get a Hobby!</title><summary type='text'>  Update 4/8 He has another interview on radar today, same old tired story with that one pic he has of Gretchen and him.    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/exclusive-interview-i-want-gretchen-rossi-prosecuted-says-ex  Or, he needs to get laid!  How’d you like to have this stalker/loser in your life!  The only media outlet that will talk to him, Radaronline, talked to him again today</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/9115023863988999452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=9115023863988999452' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/9115023863988999452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/9115023863988999452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/04/jay-photoglou-needs-to-get-hobby.html' title='Jay Photoglou Needs to Get a Hobby!'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3020204285258639638</id><published>2010-03-26T03:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-26T03:42:22.025-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Angry About Jeff Beitzel Rumor</title><summary type='text'>   Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,slade smiley,jo de la rosa  Gretchen Rossi posted this on Facebook:  Gretchen Rossi I want to address a ridiculous rumor being posted. The Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund is with the Leukemia Soceity in O.C.! People can make donations 2 this fund directly by writing "For the Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund", Just as the proceeds from my song will be donated </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3020204285258639638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3020204285258639638' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3020204285258639638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3020204285258639638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/03/gretchen-rossi-angry-about-jeff-beitzel.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Angry About Jeff Beitzel Rumor'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7L-chEz7n0E/SbYnE6xcjEI/AAAAAAAABW0/gHzfqqGVuQo/s72-c/gretchen_rossi.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2951591345338114297</id><published>2010-03-14T16:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-14T16:02:07.182-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='simon barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the real housewives of orange county'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vicki gunvalson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jo de la rosa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeffrey beitzel'/><title type='text'>Orange County Reunion: Who Let the Dogs Out?</title><summary type='text'>What a dud.            The Season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Orange County was a snoozefest. Perhaps TPTB at Bravo are saving the good footage for one of those “Lost Footage” episodes they seem to trot out during a ratings slump, but who knows?  At least Andy Cohen called out Slade Smiley on some of his lies. Left the show after Season 2?  C’mon Slade, Jo left and you no longer had a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2951591345338114297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2951591345338114297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2951591345338114297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2951591345338114297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/03/orange-county-reunion-who-let-dogs-out.html' title='Orange County Reunion: Who Let the Dogs Out?'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7863880357473017892</id><published>2010-02-18T03:36:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T03:36:09.195-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jay Photoglou: In Love with Gretchen, or Slade?</title><summary type='text'>There’s always Jay Photoglou.   The rejected ex-lover of Gretchen Rossi is still as obsessed as ever with getting money from Gretchen for his court costs and sending Slade Smiley to jail for child support.  This guy is unable to move on. Here’s his latest tweet:     Getting someone served is not as easy as I thought it would be. Guess when you wanna hide you hide...    Jay Photoglou (JayPhotoglou</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7863880357473017892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7863880357473017892' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7863880357473017892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7863880357473017892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/02/jay-photoglou-in-love-with-gretchen-or.html' title='Jay Photoglou: In Love with Gretchen, or Slade?'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8127927067100493069</id><published>2010-02-12T14:40:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T14:40:07.986-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Has Custody of Slade Smiley</title><summary type='text'>Update:  Gretchen Rossi supports Slade.....100%  According to Radar online, Slade has no means of support other than Gretchen.  They have obtained court papers filed by  Slade declaring 0 income. He also lives with Gretchen.  On her blog, she has tried to defend Slade as well  as she could.  “Must Be Good,” as Kandi Burruss says in her song.  Bet I know who turned him in...Jay Photoglou.         </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8127927067100493069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8127927067100493069' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8127927067100493069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8127927067100493069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/02/gretchen-rossi-has-custody-of-slade.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Has Custody of Slade Smiley'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8876935683047138967</id><published>2010-02-05T09:39:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-05T09:39:09.879-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen’s Blog About Tamra</title><summary type='text'>Here it is, in case she takes it down     This is the blog I wrote after the airing of the reunion show last year (season four). Both Tamra and my blog were removed from the bravo website due to unknown reasons, and therefore I found it important to make sure the truth was still heard. This is the only reason I still have this blog up. Tamra has tried to taint who I am as a person and Jeff’s and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8876935683047138967/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8876935683047138967' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8876935683047138967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8876935683047138967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/02/gretchens-blog-about-tamra.html' title='Gretchen’s Blog About Tamra'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3436485063392460724</id><published>2010-01-21T15:18:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-21T15:18:28.568-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Posts the Blog Removed by Bravo</title><summary type='text'>Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County has re-published her blog post about Tamra Barney and her lies, with Simon and Jay Photoglou thrown into the mix. This is the blog that was removed from Bravo’s website earlier this year  She clarifies the text messaging I wrote about during the “Lost footage” episode, and her relationship with Jay Photoglou.  Read it here.  Related:   Bravo </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3436485063392460724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3436485063392460724' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3436485063392460724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3436485063392460724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/01/gretchen-rossi-posts-blog-removed-by.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Posts the Blog Removed by Bravo'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8704727097263392043</id><published>2010-01-18T11:26:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-18T11:26:02.121-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Slade Smiley: “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp”</title><summary type='text'>I just had to use that title from the “Hustle and Flow” movie.     Slade, before the hairpiece     The pimp rules state you must isolate your prey from everyone else. That’s why Slade Smiley, deadbeat dad of the year, talks to Gretchen Rossi about the other housewives constantly. And Gretchen Rossi, nice girl with a proven bad taste in men, hangs on his every word.  I’d have left Slade alone for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8704727097263392043/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8704727097263392043' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8704727097263392043'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8704727097263392043'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/01/slade-smiley-its-hard-out-here-for-pimp.html' title='Slade Smiley: “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp”'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3122404109658688770</id><published>2010-01-12T17:45:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T17:45:06.496-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Has Launched a Singing Career</title><summary type='text'>                 Click Here TO LISTEN TO "NOTHING WITHOUT YOU"               No Comment.  Really.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3122404109658688770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3122404109658688770' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3122404109658688770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3122404109658688770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/01/gretchen-rossi-has-launched-singing.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Has Launched a Singing Career'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8072859342880212983</id><published>2010-01-10T09:10:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T09:10:24.908-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sex and the Single Tamra Barney</title><summary type='text'>  photo from the “Housewives Make-under” segment on Oprah  Well. Turns out Simon Barney is more of a control-freak douchebag than many fans of The Real Housewives of Orange County thought.  The husband of Tamra Barney, in a dramatic gesture, filed for divorce last Wednesday, three days after Tamra moved out of their Ladera Ranch short sale in escrow home into a two bedroom apartment.  This was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8072859342880212983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8072859342880212983' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8072859342880212983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8072859342880212983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2010/01/sex-and-single-tamra-barney.html' title='Sex and the Single Tamra Barney'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7646326388363541635</id><published>2009-12-29T15:51:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-29T15:51:34.302-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Does Taxes</title><summary type='text'>  What the photo above has to do with taxes I can’t say.  Gretchen Rossi posted this pic on her Facebook Fan Page. announcing this was a pic from the TurboTax commercial she shot today.  Other pictures on her Facebook page:      These pics are from the People Magazine photoshoot with the “guilty pleasures”of 2009 . Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and  the Real </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7646326388363541635/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7646326388363541635' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7646326388363541635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7646326388363541635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/12/gretchen-rossi-does-taxes.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Does Taxes'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2663416596238711369</id><published>2009-12-26T13:49:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-26T13:49:55.401-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Does Tamra’s Nugget Have a Nugget?</title><summary type='text'>  According to sources following Ryan Vieth on Facebook, Ryan has a one month old child named Dakota Vieth. Whether this baby-mama is the same from last year’s “nugget” tattoo episode is not clear.  In other Ryan Vieth news, he is having a twitter war with Slade Smiley, of all people. Apparently, it began when Slade dissed Tamra both on the show and in a blog post  at Bravo TV, the post removed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2663416596238711369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2663416596238711369' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2663416596238711369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2663416596238711369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/12/does-tamras-nugget-have-nugget.html' title='Does Tamra’s Nugget Have a Nugget?'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3093037932612063647</id><published>2009-12-19T09:30:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-19T09:30:12.943-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Slade Smiley‘s Court Documents</title><summary type='text'>Technorati Tags: slade smiley,gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,jo de la rosa,grayson smiley,the real housewives of orange county season 5  Alan  Butterfield via radaronline has released the latest court order concerning Slade Smiley and the child support owed Michelle Arroyo, Grayson Smiley’s mother.  Here it is  http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/ochousewifedoc.pdf  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3093037932612063647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3093037932612063647' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3093037932612063647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3093037932612063647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/12/slade-smileys-court-documents.html' title='Slade Smiley‘s Court Documents'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5782884209162882368</id><published>2009-12-13T18:22:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T18:22:53.336-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Slade and Gretchen with Grayson Smiley</title><summary type='text'>  I suppose this is in response to all the bad publicity Slade Smiley has been receiving about owing $80,00 in child support.  Two Grayson Smiley Websites  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5782884209162882368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5782884209162882368' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5782884209162882368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5782884209162882368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/12/slade-and-gretchen-with-grayson-smiley.html' title='Slade and Gretchen with Grayson Smiley'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1651125639224953287</id><published>2009-12-13T13:12:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T13:12:30.421-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends and neighbors'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='simon barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the real housewives of orange county'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><title type='text'>Simon Says</title><summary type='text'>     Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County was pretty rough for  Simon Barney  Both in front of the camera and behind the scenes, his wife Tamra behaved like a mean teenager jealous of the new girl in town, Gretchen Rossi. Quite unbecoming behavior for a mother of four in her forties.    Unfortunately for the Barneys, you can’t put  worms back in the can.  Simon lost his job selling </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1651125639224953287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1651125639224953287' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1651125639224953287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1651125639224953287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/12/simon-says.html' title='Simon Says'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2501764408078648802</id><published>2009-12-10T14:24:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-10T14:24:52.911-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tamra Barney Challenges Gretchen Rossi To Take A Lie Detector Test</title><summary type='text'>Here we go again...can you spell obsessed?  Why does this matter so much to Tamra Barney?     Related Links:    "Naked Wasted"    "Vegas Baby" and Jay Photoglou    Bravo Removes Gretchen and Tamra's Latest Blogs    Gretchen Rossi Goes To Bass Lake    Gretchen,Slade and Jeff's Money: Oh My!    Jeff Beitzel    restraining order   EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Real Housewife Tamra Barney Challenges Gretchen </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2501764408078648802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2501764408078648802' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2501764408078648802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2501764408078648802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/12/tamra-barney-challenges-gretchen-rossi.html' title='Tamra Barney Challenges Gretchen Rossi To Take A Lie Detector Test'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-202984765390000313</id><published>2009-11-21T07:11:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-21T07:11:35.670-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bravo Removes Slade Smiley’s Blog</title><summary type='text'>If I’d known this would happen, I would have copied the whole thing!  Here’s page one of what he had to say about Vicki and Tamra, and his relationship with Gretchen.  Question: Why did Bravo publish Slade’s blog, only to remove it?  I know everyone on the official website is expected to “play nice”, so why publish it at all?  Vicki must have stirred up the shit!  Slade Smiley has plenty to say.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/202984765390000313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=202984765390000313' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/202984765390000313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/202984765390000313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/11/bravo-removes-slade-smileys-blog.html' title='Bravo Removes Slade Smiley’s Blog'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-270684295642279193</id><published>2009-11-21T07:07:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-21T07:07:47.962-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Denies Cash from Jeff Beitzel’s Estate</title><summary type='text'>        Gretchen Rossi, in her latest Bravo blog, seems to deny getting money from Jeff Beitzel’s estate. Seems to deny, perhaps just saying she didn’t get 1.7 million, as arch-nemesis Tamra Barney stated in Episode 2.  Gretchen writes:     Just to be clear I didn't take Jeff for anything, I did however check my bank account about eight times that day wondering if somehow I actually got those </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/270684295642279193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=270684295642279193' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/270684295642279193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/270684295642279193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/11/gretchen-rossi-denies-cash-from-jeff.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Denies Cash from Jeff Beitzel’s Estate'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-6006358649765625355</id><published>2009-11-11T07:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-21T07:14:06.977-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Think Jay Photoglou Went Away? Think Again</title><summary type='text'>Jay Photoglou, the scorned ex-lover of Gretchen Rossi, still has his same old, so tired obsession. So, I’m indulging him in his latest attention-getting posts on his blog:     Once again Gretchen Rossi has spead her lies based on her word. www.whatsleftofmyhead.com has facts12 minutes ago from web            Today is going to be a good day!40 minutes ago from web      YAWN!  I’m sure Tamra Barney</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/6006358649765625355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=6006358649765625355' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/6006358649765625355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/6006358649765625355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/11/think-jay-photoglou-went-away-think.html' title='Think Jay Photoglou Went Away? Think Again'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5912452094118662007</id><published>2009-11-05T16:34:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-05T16:34:51.430-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Another Season for Slimy Slade Smiley</title><summary type='text'>Through Gretchen Rossi, Slade Smiley, formerly the boyfriend of Housewife Jo de la Rosa, has managed to slither his way on to another season of The Real Housewives of Orange County, premiering tonight on Bravo.  Here’s another one of those heartwarming stories about our lovable loser:     Is there anything worse than owing nearly $80,000 in child support? When the kid you're allegedly failing to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5912452094118662007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5912452094118662007' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5912452094118662007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5912452094118662007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/11/another-season-for-slimy-slade-smiley.html' title='Another Season for Slimy Slade Smiley'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5793413478725092119</id><published>2009-10-29T13:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T13:30:44.001-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Catching Up With The Real Housewives of Orange County</title><summary type='text'>     The faltering economy has hit each housewife in its own way. Gretchen Rossi  is no longer in real estate, and Jeana Keough has seen her real-estate income slashed by two-thirds. Tamra Barney has seen the value of her home plummet — it’s upside down, like a lot of our homes. Lynne Curtin  was forced to move out of her house because of trouble paying the rent.  Vicki Gunvalson  said she’s </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5793413478725092119/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5793413478725092119' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5793413478725092119'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5793413478725092119'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/10/catching-up-with-real-housewives-of.html' title='Catching Up With The Real Housewives of Orange County'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-643216279905275040</id><published>2009-10-24T13:07:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T13:07:42.863-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen and Tamra: The Competition Lives!</title><summary type='text'>It’s a one –sided competition because Gretchen Rossi doesn’t compete with Tamra Barney.  Expect the usual Gretchen jealousy from Tamra on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5.  Gretchen posted this photo on Twitter of Slade Smiley building her a fence. Since I can’t imagine Slade doing any physical labor, I looked;    Slade seems to be looking and holding, not building! Ever wonder what </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/643216279905275040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=643216279905275040' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/643216279905275040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/643216279905275040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/10/gretchen-and-tamra-competition-lives.html' title='Gretchen and Tamra: The Competition Lives!'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7536734165682892574</id><published>2009-10-20T15:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-20T15:39:06.891-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tamra Barney’s Head Just Exploded!</title><summary type='text'>Housewife Gretchen Rossi wins Reality Favorite Hottie award         OC Housewife Gretch Rossi at the Virgina America OC Launch       Photo: Gina Hughes, www.techiediva.com  Wonder what Tamra Barney would have to say about this? Gretchen Rossi took home Fox Reality Channel's award for Really Favorite Hottie at 2009's Really Awards over the weekend.   She beat an impressive list of desirable celebs</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7536734165682892574/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7536734165682892574' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7536734165682892574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7536734165682892574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/10/tamra-barneys-head-just-exploded.html' title='Tamra Barney’s Head Just Exploded!'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-4069433818587151669</id><published>2009-10-08T17:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-08T17:15:11.233-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi inspires ire</title><summary type='text'>from BravoFan:     Gretchen’s been working hard for her Syneron money; she gave an interview to Fox News this week about how she will “never” get implants because she’s a “role model”, making sure to plug her Gretchen Project in the next sentence.     Interestingly enough, in the same interview, she calls herself a “sugar mama” rather than the gold-digger she is frequently labeled. Gretchen says </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/4069433818587151669/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=4069433818587151669' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4069433818587151669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4069433818587151669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/10/gretchen-rossi-inspires-ire.html' title='Gretchen Rossi inspires ire'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5903270045326320366</id><published>2009-09-27T10:41:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-02-06T10:19:33.837-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Will Gretchen Let Slade Spend Her Money?</title><summary type='text'>Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi.  Will Gretchen let Slade run through the 2.5 mil.left to her by Jeff Beitzel?It’s a valid question.  Slade Smiley, a former championship bike racer from Anchorage, Alaska ( and yes, that’s his real name) managed to get a mortgage through the now defunct Countrywide Title Insurance, </summary><link rel='related' href='http://absurdtosublime.net' title='Will Gretchen Let Slade Spend Her Money?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5903270045326320366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5903270045326320366' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5903270045326320366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5903270045326320366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/09/will-gretchen-let-slade-spend-her-money.html' title='Will Gretchen Let Slade Spend Her Money?'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8630196580273515276</id><published>2009-09-22T14:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-22T14:39:52.003-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi and NeNe Leakes Play to the Cameras</title><summary type='text'>     GSI Media     The Real Housewives of any city are usually doing the most scandalous thing you can imagine and today wasn't any different.      Click here for more photos    Gretchen Rossi,  a real housewife from Orange County was having lunch with NeNe Leakes , a real housewife from Atlanta, when they decided to get a little frisky with each other! The two ladies locked lips for the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8630196580273515276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8630196580273515276' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8630196580273515276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8630196580273515276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/09/gretchen-rossi-and-nene-leakes-play-to.html' title='Gretchen Rossi and NeNe Leakes Play to the Cameras'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3039581085838954938</id><published>2009-08-26T16:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T16:52:21.895-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Won’t Be Joining the “Real Housewives of the Projects” Anytime Soon.</title><summary type='text'>In fact, she has a project of her own:       http://www.thegretchenproject.com/  And according to TMZ, she got 2.5 million dollars from the Jeff Beitzel estate!  What a great caretaker she must have been. That plethora of ex-wives of Jeff are reportedly hopping mad over it.  Guess we’ll be hearing from Sharon Beitzel, the mother of Jennifer, Jake and Jill, soon.  Watch What Happens  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3039581085838954938/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3039581085838954938' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3039581085838954938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3039581085838954938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/08/gretchen-rossi-wont-be-joining-real.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Won’t Be Joining the “Real Housewives of the Projects” Anytime Soon.'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2297334871813180273</id><published>2009-08-13T16:54:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T16:54:21.096-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Latest Gretchen/Slade Rumor: Consider the Source</title><summary type='text'>This is from Nik Richie at the Dirty, who seems to get all his information from Jay Photoglou, so who knows if this is true.         The word on the street is that Gretchen and Slade are expecting. Is it really Slade’s kid… who knows?        All I have to say is that the child will be born Douche and that these guys are so desperate for attention, I think they are having the baby for media.   </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2297334871813180273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2297334871813180273' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2297334871813180273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2297334871813180273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/08/latest-gretchenslade-rumor-consider.html' title='Latest Gretchen/Slade Rumor: Consider the Source'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8118699456664807824</id><published>2009-08-04T06:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T06:30:44.150-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Slade Smiley and Jay Photoglou Fight...Sort of</title><summary type='text'>   Slade Smiley     TMZ.com Reports:  Slade Smiley  must hit like a “Real Housewife of Orange County ” — because it took some guy a whole week to realize Slade even (allegedly) hit him. Or at least that’s what we’re guessing.   Laguna Beach PD is looking into an altercation Slade allegedly got into at a friend’s birthday party back on July 15.  Law enforcement told us that “there was a pushing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8118699456664807824/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8118699456664807824' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8118699456664807824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8118699456664807824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/08/slade-smiley-and-jay-photoglou.html' title='Slade Smiley and Jay Photoglou Fight...Sort of'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7916306018080382901</id><published>2009-08-03T17:53:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T17:53:59.959-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jay Photoglou on E! Entertainment August 5</title><summary type='text'>Finally getting his 15 minutes.     As The Real Housewives of Orange County  continues filming season 5, the Jeff Beitzel , Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou s relationship surely would be ignored as not part of Gretchens story line.  While the reunion  show marked the end of Season 4, it was just the beginning of the controversy and allegations that would unfold in the months to come.    After </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7916306018080382901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7916306018080382901' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7916306018080382901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7916306018080382901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/08/jay-photoglou-on-e-entertainment-august.html' title='Jay Photoglou on E! Entertainment August 5'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3138156800297074245</id><published>2009-07-08T12:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-08T12:20:04.074-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Does Bass Lake: Possible Season 5 Spoiler</title><summary type='text'>  Did she take Slade Smiley with her?  Season 5 Spoiler Alert  Gretchen Rossi, Tamra Barney’s nemesis on The Real Housewives of Orange County,  spent Fourth of July weekend at Bass Lake. Season 5 is currently filming, did Bravo send a camera crew?  Did Slade go with her?  Did Jay Photoglou stalk them?  Watch What Happens!  RELATED LINKS:  "Naked Wasted"   "Vegas Baby" and Jay Photoglou    Bravo </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3138156800297074245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3138156800297074245' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3138156800297074245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3138156800297074245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/07/gretchen-rossi-does-bass-lake-possible.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Does Bass Lake: Possible Season 5 Spoiler'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5092585749181009538</id><published>2009-06-18T09:57:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-18T09:57:15.721-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jay Photoglou, “Vegas, Baby,” and Gretchen Rossi</title><summary type='text'>   According to an email Jay Photoglou forwarded to me from Jeana Keough, Jay met Gretchen in Las Vegas during the taping of the “Vegas Baby” episode.  Here’s an excerpt from the email:  look what they did to (NAME REMOVED). You and (NAME REMOVED) are in a good place      &gt; don’t let       &gt; this bullshit wreck your night, she loves you all of us wanted to       &gt; share our          &gt; beautiful </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5092585749181009538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5092585749181009538' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5092585749181009538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5092585749181009538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/06/jay-photoglou-vegas-baby-and-gretchen_18.html' title='Jay Photoglou, “Vegas, Baby,” and Gretchen Rossi'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3075080088900274432</id><published>2009-06-11T19:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-11T19:29:13.518-07:00</updated><title type='text'>OC Lost Footage: What a Liar!</title><summary type='text'>Lots of people want to be like Jeana...according to Jeana. This is the wisdom we get as Jeana, along with Kara Keough, Frankie and a friend try out a vegan restaurant.  Kara Keough  is her usual obnoxious self...not gonna miss her, as she wonders if the waitress has a perfect body from eating vegan.  We got crocodile tears from Trashy Tamra and the father bullshit...yeah right, Tamra.  Andy Cohen</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3075080088900274432/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3075080088900274432' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3075080088900274432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3075080088900274432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/06/oc-lost-footage-what-liar.html' title='OC Lost Footage: What a Liar!'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-4824531833506703475</id><published>2009-06-11T16:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-11T16:15:43.855-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jay Photoglou, “Vegas, Baby,” and Gretchen Rossi</title><summary type='text'>   According to an email Jay Photoglou forwarded to me from Jeana Keough, Jay met Gretchen in Las Vegas during the taping of the “Vegas Baby” episode.  Here’s an excerpt from the email:  look what they did to (NAME REMOVED). You and (NAME REMOVED) are in a good place      &gt; don’t let       &gt; this bullshit wreck your night, she loves you all of us wanted to       &gt; share our          &gt; beautiful </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/4824531833506703475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=4824531833506703475' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4824531833506703475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4824531833506703475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/06/jay-photoglou-vegas-baby-and-gretchen.html' title='Jay Photoglou, “Vegas, Baby,” and Gretchen Rossi'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2244715764260562087</id><published>2009-06-09T10:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-09T10:20:21.598-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jay Photoglou and the OC Reunion Episode</title><summary type='text'>Submitted on 2009/06/09 at 12:16amI can verify none of this, whether this is really Jay and Jeana Keough…….take it  as you find it. Jay does love to write! He sent me this in comments at http://absurdtosublime.net"This was written and sent from Jeana’s email address hours after the filming of the reunion show. Maybe words like these are part of the reason Jeana is not coming back……………. " On Jan </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2244715764260562087/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2244715764260562087' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2244715764260562087'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2244715764260562087'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/06/jay-photoglou-and-oc-reunion-episode.html' title='Jay Photoglou and the OC Reunion Episode'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-6225640066192449571</id><published>2009-06-09T07:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-09T07:13:45.846-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jay Photoglou Responds to "Texting" at OC Reunion</title><summary type='text'>I posted this yesterday on http://absurdtosublime.net:In one of Jay Photoglou’s rambling speeches to The National Enquirer, River Dave’s Place, or Radaronline ( take your pick) he stated he was text messaging with Tamra Barney during the taping of the Reunion show.Tamra has denied this.Wonder why there’s a cell phone in her hand during the “Lost Footage” teaser?Ummmmmm………Watch What HappensJune </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/6225640066192449571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=6225640066192449571' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/6225640066192449571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/6225640066192449571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/06/jay-photoglou-responds-to-texting-at-oc.html' title='Jay Photoglou Responds to &quot;Texting&quot; at OC Reunion'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8680120727451573073</id><published>2009-05-18T05:53:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-18T05:53:03.096-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou in Court</title><summary type='text'>   As usual, Jay Photoglou gives his “friend”, Nik Richie at TheDirty , the first statement from court.  Statement To TheDirty.com from Photoglou:   “Court Friday was a bitter sweet day for me. The Judge dismissed Gretchen’s allegations with prejudice (when a case is dismissed for good reason and the plaintiff is barred from bringing an action on the same claim). There was no settlement between </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8680120727451573073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8680120727451573073' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8680120727451573073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8680120727451573073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/05/gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-in.html' title='Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou in Court'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_MhnJSIVUQ9I/ShFaLc2_r5I/AAAAAAAABio/rzwiZx9b35A/s72-c/gretchen_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3729049515009605202</id><published>2009-05-12T15:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T15:18:38.888-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi Gets Extension</title><summary type='text'>I don’t mean in her hair     According to Jay Photoglou, Gretchen Rossi’s attorney filed for and received another extension on the restraining order she filed against him on March 6.  Obsessed Photoglou can’t stop talking,however. i found this on a message board:  Originally Posted by PHOTOGLOU   “Gretchen's Atty today asked for and received another extension. I still hold on to the hope that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3729049515009605202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3729049515009605202' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3729049515009605202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3729049515009605202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/05/gretchen-rossi-gets-extension.html' title='Gretchen Rossi Gets Extension'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_MhnJSIVUQ9I/Sgn1vo0ID7I/AAAAAAAABho/lxbDy4jHz64/s72-c/photoglou_thumb%5B11%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8721863836669421647</id><published>2009-05-07T10:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-07T10:48:27.353-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Court Tomorrow for Gretchen and Jay</title><summary type='text'>Hell Hath No Fury…….found on river dave’s website"There is a lot working right now. I do have a tape that I got today from City of Costa Mesa clerks office. It's of a Jan.28th 2009 @0032 hrs. 911 call where it will (In my opinion) set the record straight. It should be out everywhere Monday morning (if everything goes good). Just getting it into the right hands (yes there are a few hands) to make </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8721863836669421647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8721863836669421647' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8721863836669421647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8721863836669421647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/05/court-tomorrow-for-gretchen-and-jay.html' title='Court Tomorrow for Gretchen and Jay'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8882128999183167067</id><published>2009-04-29T14:09:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T14:09:39.272-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the real housewives of orange county'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jo de la rosa'/><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi on Gay Marriage</title><summary type='text'>She may resemble Miss California, but when it comes to the issue of same-sex marriage, Gretchen Rossi of Bravo's Real Housewives of Orange County couldn't be more different from her Southern California neighbor.  According to Marc Malkin's column at E! Online, Rossi, weighed in on the gay marriage debate over the weekend saying that she believes gays and lesbians should enjoy equal marriage </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8882128999183167067/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8882128999183167067' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8882128999183167067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8882128999183167067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/04/gretchen-rossi-on-gay-marriage.html' title='Gretchen Rossi on Gay Marriage'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5649039720868818516</id><published>2009-04-24T06:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-24T06:37:06.784-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jill Beitzel Interview</title><summary type='text'>Reloaded from February 26  excerpt from bravofan  In Gretchen’s portrayal on Housewives that she was a devoted caretaker, always there for him, etc, was that accurate as far as you and your family knew?  Gretchen was the only one my dad had out in California all the time so yes she was a devoted caretaker, but when she had time off because other people were out there she definitely caught up with</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5649039720868818516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5649039720868818516' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5649039720868818516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5649039720868818516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/02/jill-beitzel-interview.html' title='Jill Beitzel Interview'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-4689896952370102796</id><published>2009-04-23T09:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-23T09:13:53.372-07:00</updated><title type='text'>More Gretchen Rossi vs... Thedirty</title><summary type='text'>Police investigate topless photo of 'Housewives' star  from the ocregister:  COSTA MESA - The Costa Mesa Police Department is investigating a topless photo of one of the stars of "The Real Housewives of Orange County," according to celebrity gossip Web site TMZ.com.  A photo of Gretchen Rossi riding topless in a car was posted on thedirty.com Tuesday.  TMZ.com posted a fax apparently sent by Det.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/4689896952370102796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=4689896952370102796' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4689896952370102796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4689896952370102796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/04/more-gretchen-rossi-vs-thedirty.html' title='More Gretchen Rossi vs... Thedirty'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-482187382392565154</id><published>2009-04-22T14:11:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T14:11:46.616-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi vs.. The Dirty</title><summary type='text'>Who owns the pics?    Gretchen Rossi of "The Real Housewives of Orange County" is going nuts over a series of risqué photos being posted of her on the website, TheDirty.com.  The Dirty says they obtained a camera of photos featuring Gretchen. In the first two photos released on the site, Rossi is sitting on the toilet.  Now, The Dirty claims they  have more pictures of Gretchen and write "You and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/482187382392565154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=482187382392565154' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/482187382392565154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/482187382392565154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/04/gretchen-rossi-vs-dirty.html' title='Gretchen Rossi vs.. The Dirty'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1517900186892218468</id><published>2009-04-22T10:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T10:18:06.757-07:00</updated><title type='text'>More Gretchen Rossi</title><summary type='text'>Housewife" to Website -- Urine Trouble Now!  Posted Apr 19th 2009 9:30AM by TMZ Staff  It's safe to say Gretchen Rossi is not TheDirty.com's #1 fan.        The Real Housewives of Orange County       star Gretchen Rossi is pissed off about a photo that was posted online of her on the toilet. Her lawyers fired off a cease and desist letter to the TheDirty.com, demanding the pic's removal.     In </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1517900186892218468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1517900186892218468' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1517900186892218468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1517900186892218468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/04/more-gretchen-rossi.html' title='More Gretchen Rossi'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1620985017602898923</id><published>2009-04-16T12:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T12:23:34.888-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='real absurd'/><title type='text'>About Absurd to Sublime</title><summary type='text'>As Absurd to Sublime undergoes renovation, go to http://realabsurd.blogspot.com for the latest postings and updates.Thank You!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1620985017602898923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1620985017602898923' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1620985017602898923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1620985017602898923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/04/about-absurd-to-sublime.html' title='About Absurd to Sublime'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7641047338606640922</id><published>2009-04-01T17:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T03:40:14.359-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='THE HEARTBREAK KID'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeffrey beitzel'/><title type='text'>Gretchen and Slade: Oh My</title><summary type='text'>Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,pizza girl,tamra barneyA Rebuttal to the Sickler article This was a response written by an OC Register reader.  It has since been removed from the article.Steve, are any of these photos of Gretchen and the stalker dated?? Tamra Barney is jealously obsessed with Gretchen. Dig a little deeper into why Tamra's hubby doesn't work at the Mercedes </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7641047338606640922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7641047338606640922' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7641047338606640922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7641047338606640922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/04/jaygretchenslade.html' title='Gretchen and Slade: Oh My'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-4675452970689983784</id><published>2009-04-01T06:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-01T06:28:36.748-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ABSURD TO SUBLIME: O.C. "Real Housewife" Gets Real Threats</title><summary type='text'>ABSURD TO SUBLIME: O.C. "Real Housewife" Gets Real Threats</summary><link rel='related' href='http://absurdtosublime.blogspot.com/2009/03/oc-housewife-gets-real-threats.html#links' title='ABSURD TO SUBLIME: O.C. &quot;Real Housewife&quot; Gets Real Threats'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/4675452970689983784/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=4675452970689983784' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4675452970689983784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4675452970689983784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/04/absurd-to-sublime-oc-real-housewife.html' title='ABSURD TO SUBLIME: O.C. &quot;Real Housewife&quot; Gets Real Threats'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1438179681181702059</id><published>2009-04-01T05:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T14:38:16.618-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vicki gunvalson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><title type='text'>They Launched a New Email Blitz</title><summary type='text'>More Gruesome Twosome Steve Sickler OC Register“Wow. My column about Gretchen Rossi of "The Real Housewives of Orange County" accused of being a floozy was extremely popular. I guess any time someone's accused of being a floozy everyone wants to read and comment about it. Even Tamra Barney and Jeana Keogh got in the fray, with Tamra sending me "xoxox"s and Jeana questioning if I was being too </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1438179681181702059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1438179681181702059' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1438179681181702059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1438179681181702059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/04/they-launched-new-email-blitz.html' title='They Launched a New Email Blitz'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_MhnJSIVUQ9I/SdNb0zjYpTI/AAAAAAAABXQ/Q06BmYk0O00/s72-c/23housewives2_md_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8580409480176712365</id><published>2009-04-01T04:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-01T06:31:36.764-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ménage a Trios' : More Whimpering Punk and the Gruesome Twosome</title><summary type='text'>With a “side order”assistSteve Sickler, an OC register columnist, posted two articles over the last week about Gretchen Rossi and her complicated love life, further complicated by the postings all over the internet by Tamra Barney, Vicki Gunvalson, the hapless Jay Photoglou and last/least Pizza Girlfrom Steve Sickler:“I don't watch "The Real Housewives of Orange County" anymore. I've grown to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8580409480176712365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8580409480176712365' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8580409480176712365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8580409480176712365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/04/menage-trios-more-whimpering-punk-and.html' title='Ménage a Trios&amp;#39; : More Whimpering Punk and the Gruesome Twosome'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7673565814330576912</id><published>2009-03-29T18:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T18:01:58.969-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ABSURD TO SUBLIME: Sharon Beitzel Speaks Again….From a Place of No</title><summary type='text'>ABSURD TO SUBLIME: Sharon Beitzel Speaks Again….From a Place of No</summary><link rel='related' href='http://absurdtosublime.blogspot.com/2009/03/sharon-beitzel-speaks-againfrom-place.html' title='ABSURD TO SUBLIME: Sharon Beitzel Speaks Again….From a Place of No'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7673565814330576912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7673565814330576912' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7673565814330576912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7673565814330576912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/03/absurd-to-sublime-sharon-beitzel-speaks.html' title='ABSURD TO SUBLIME: Sharon Beitzel Speaks Again….From a Place of No'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5894602905110631536</id><published>2009-03-14T13:25:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-14T13:25:19.123-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jay, Gretchen and Post-Reunion Reactions</title><summary type='text'>Submitted on 2009/03/12 at 4:23pm  I LOVE GRETCHEN, I DONT CARE WHAT YALL SAY ABOUT HER. SO SHE IS MISSING OUT ON THE LOVIN AND GOT DRUNK ONE NIGHT AND GOT WRAPED UP IN THE MOMENT BIG DEAL SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING WITH THE BOY. UNTILL YOU HAVE WALKED IN HER SHOES YOU CANT JUDGE HER. VICKI IS TO UPTIGHT. I KNOW SHE WANTS TO LEAD HER KIDS IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AS LONG AS THEY ARE PRODUCTIVE WHO CARES</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5894602905110631536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5894602905110631536' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5894602905110631536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5894602905110631536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/03/jay-gretchen-and-post-reunion-reactions.html' title='Jay, Gretchen and Post-Reunion Reactions'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2976097164077006557</id><published>2009-03-06T15:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T14:38:54.525-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the 911 tape'/><title type='text'>Jay’s 911 Tape Drama</title><summary type='text'> Suicide?  Puh-leaseThe 911 Tape</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2976097164077006557/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2976097164077006557' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2976097164077006557'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2976097164077006557'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/03/jays-911-tape-drama.html' title='Jay’s 911 Tape Drama'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5460676701953451168</id><published>2009-03-06T15:26:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-06T15:26:39.151-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Gets a Restraining Order Against Jay</title><summary type='text'>Dated March 6, 2009           DECLARATION RE: EX-PARTE NOTICE FILED BY FORWARD-ROSSI, GRETCHEN ON 03/06/2009       03/06/2009       FORWARD-ROSSI, GRETCHEN ON 03/06/2009         EX PARTE TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER SCHEDULED FOR 03/06/2009 AT 01:30:00 PM IN H11 AT HARBOR JUSTICE CENTER - NEWPORT BEACH.       03/09/2009    2      CIVIL CASE COVER SHEET FILED BY FORWARD-ROSSI, GRETCHEN ON 03/06/</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5460676701953451168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5460676701953451168' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5460676701953451168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5460676701953451168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/03/gretchen-gets-restraining-order-against.html' title='Gretchen Gets a Restraining Order Against Jay'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-8737512104690566072</id><published>2009-03-04T08:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-08T16:14:21.095-07:00</updated><title type='text'>More Recent Reunion Comments</title><summary type='text'>Submitted on 2009/03/04 at 3:11pmI can’t stand to watch another season of big mouth Vicki and trailer trash Tamra. Talk about sneaky, conniving jealous bitches. I will watch Gretchen any day but not Tamra! Please remove her from the show, there has to be other people out there who have some class!I can't stand to watch another season of big mouth Vicki and trailer trash Tamra. Talk about sneaky, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/8737512104690566072/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=8737512104690566072' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8737512104690566072'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/8737512104690566072'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/03/most-recent-reunion-comments.html' title='More Recent Reunion Comments'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-6672308131769843177</id><published>2009-03-01T04:19:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T10:27:07.502-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='simon barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='post reunion comments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><title type='text'>Post-Reunion Comments</title><summary type='text'>absurdtosublime.wordpress.com n a n c y Submitted on 2009/02/25 at 3:27pmYes!!! Tamra Barney is proof you can put lipstick on a pig.Yes!!! Tamra Barney is proof you can put lipstick on a pig. Marie Submitted on 2009/02/25 at 2:39pmAll the people who have been fooled by Gretchen should check this picture out. Notice she has Jeff’s ring on. This really looks like someone who is greiving.Go to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/6672308131769843177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=6672308131769843177' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/6672308131769843177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/6672308131769843177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/03/post-reunion-comments.html' title='Post-Reunion Comments'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7950225069618268715</id><published>2009-03-01T02:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T10:26:24.621-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='post reunion comments'/><title type='text'>More Post Reunion Comments</title><summary type='text'>azonicI support Gretchen. Jeff was a grown man and did what he wanted! He was not forced to be with Gretchen, it was his CHOICE. You may not agree with me, and that's great, It is what makes these blogs so damn interesting! By the way, this not their first time on TV (hmmm)... Check this link out http://www.hgtv.com/get-out-way-out/a-yard-with-a-view/index.html It's some show called Get Out, Way </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/7950225069618268715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=7950225069618268715' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7950225069618268715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/7950225069618268715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/03/more-post-reunion-comments.html' title='More Post Reunion Comments'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-6976438720280550466</id><published>2009-02-21T13:30:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-21T13:30:20.693-08:00</updated><title type='text'>More Absurdities Reader's Rant</title><summary type='text'>                                  Jay Photoglou   </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/6976438720280550466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=6976438720280550466' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/6976438720280550466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/6976438720280550466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/02/more-absurdities-reader-rant.html' title='More Absurdities Reader&amp;#39;s Rant'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_MhnJSIVUQ9I/SaBybNiiyCI/AAAAAAAABVM/bC2PHPGpfnk/s72-c/photoglou_thumb%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2516011650985647550</id><published>2009-02-21T13:20:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-21T13:20:53.432-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='THE HEARTBREAK KID'/><title type='text'>The Gruesome Twosome and the Heartbreak Kid</title><summary type='text'>With a sidekick assist from mozzarella land , this looks like the handiwork of Vicki, Tamra, and Wimperin’ Jay.  These idiots make Gretchen look better on a daily basis.  Which one knows this Lancona chick?     Beauty pageant turns ugly        Technorati Tags: tamra barney,vicki gunvalson,gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,jeff beitzel    Reality television celebrity Gretchen Rossi, from hit cable show</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2516011650985647550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2516011650985647550' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2516011650985647550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2516011650985647550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/02/gruesome-twosome-and-heartbreak-kid.html' title='The Gruesome Twosome and the Heartbreak Kid'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1329122532352698243</id><published>2009-02-17T17:09:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-17T17:09:19.536-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sour Grapes, Jay?</title><summary type='text'>Jay Photoglou, the “mystery man” in Gretchen Rossi's life, apparently is broken-hearted and feeling vengeful about Gretchen and her hook-up (unverified) with our very own Slimy Slade           His latest post at the OC Register:     “And if you will click on the picture of Jeanne and Gretchen... You will find Slade right there following her like a puppy dog..."    I used to cut Slade some slack </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1329122532352698243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1329122532352698243' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1329122532352698243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1329122532352698243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/02/sour-grapes-jay.html' title='Sour Grapes, Jay?'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_MhnJSIVUQ9I/SZtfvhu140I/AAAAAAAABU8/R8xEKO-EV54/s72-c/b78471672z120090216174251000gojgj9m5.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-4325264503528337819</id><published>2009-02-10T14:52:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T14:39:27.372-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Will the Real Jay Photoglou Please Stand Up!</title><summary type='text'>Admin note:  While looking through the latest comments, the blog owners stumbled upon this:Jay Photoglou said... I am the boyfriend of Gretchen Rossi from the Real Housewives of Orange County. She was with me for over a year and with me when she met up with Jo and Slade and they asked her to be a part of the show. I want to tell the Real Story.I will answer anyone's questions YES even you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/4325264503528337819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=4325264503528337819' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4325264503528337819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4325264503528337819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/02/will-real-jay-photoglou-please-stand-up.html' title='Will the Real Jay Photoglou Please Stand Up!'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5159420544776633486</id><published>2009-02-05T16:07:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T14:40:30.671-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Latest Comments on WordPress</title><summary type='text'>from absurdtosublime.wordpress.comJameyLet’s be real, sisters and wives, lord knows Jeff wasn’t so great himself.Apparently, Gretchen, is the such a trashy whore, however, when 5 wives are involved, and 1,3,5 get along or 2, and 3 get along, it’s the same the same damn thing. He left for a reason, such a great guy. all friends…Conspiracy or thought?Yes Getchen was the bitch that got through,he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5159420544776633486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5159420544776633486' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5159420544776633486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5159420544776633486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/02/latest-comments-on-wordpress.html' title='The Latest Comments on WordPress'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1468292049935837399</id><published>2009-01-31T00:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-31T14:11:05.681-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi:  The Best of Comments</title><summary type='text'>Hi all!This blog will replace Gretchen Rossi, the Newest Orange County Housewife.Thanks for your patienceTo go to the next page, hit "older posts" The comments are somewhat chronological...somewhat.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1468292049935837399/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1468292049935837399' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1468292049935837399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1468292049935837399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/gretchen-rossi-best-of-comments.html' title='Gretchen Rossi:  The Best of Comments'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-422555439733757479</id><published>2009-01-21T16:26:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T16:26:58.328-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gretchen and the Ex-Wife…at the Hospital</title><summary type='text'>October 30, 2008 5:33      Tournament Drive Neighbor said...    Judy my condolences to you and your family. I knew Jeff and I knew in some sense all of his wives except #1. I can assure you that #2 through #5 were not gold diggers! To even consider grouping his wives with that narcissistic, shallow, self serving, self absorbed, vacant (in every sense of the word) wannabe reality actress is not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/422555439733757479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=422555439733757479' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/422555439733757479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/422555439733757479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/gretchen-and-ex-wifeat-hospital.html' title='Gretchen and the Ex-Wife…at the Hospital'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-6114917630174221061</id><published>2009-01-20T18:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T14:41:41.512-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Absurd on Wordpress</title><summary type='text'>1/21/09Poor Gretchen has just been the victim of reality TV &amp; how they twist things! Tamra &amp; Vicki are HORRIBLE &amp; even in the episode tonight, I cannot believe how they tried to set her up to make her look bad. The only reason people say such mean things is because they are jealous!!!!Submitted on 2009/01/21 at 4:54amFirst, I have to say I have been an avid viewer of this program since day one. I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/6114917630174221061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=6114917630174221061' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/6114917630174221061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/6114917630174221061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/absurd-on-wordpress.html' title='Absurd on Wordpress'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-4749787217733143676</id><published>2009-01-18T07:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T07:19:56.380-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the dinner party comments from wordpress'/><title type='text'>The Dinner Party Comments</title><summary type='text'>Submitted on 2009/01/17 at 7:38pmTamra is a maniacal,wanna-be classy,oh so trashy jealous backstabbing trailer park trash bitch. Wake up you look forty something plus twenty.Also I might add the only reason you and Vicki are so jealous of gretchen is becauseshe’s okay with who she is and both of you know that your husbands probably secretly hell maybe even openly lust after her.She’s everthing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/4749787217733143676/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=4749787217733143676' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4749787217733143676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4749787217733143676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/dinner-party-comments.html' title='The Dinner Party Comments'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2459741477605109660</id><published>2009-01-09T12:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-29T15:15:37.755-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the newest orange county housewife'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><title type='text'>Gretchen Rossi, The Newest Orange County "Housewife"</title><summary type='text'>From Gretchen's MySpaceAnonymous said... From Gretchen's Myspace page....Life is an amazing pre-game show before the big GAME in HEAVEN,and I can't wait! God has blessed me with so much: my family, my friends, my fiance' Jeff (who recently passed away-and it has been the most heartbreaking experience of my life) my happy go lucky spirit, my sense of humor, my determintion, my faith. God is the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2459741477605109660/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2459741477605109660' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2459741477605109660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2459741477605109660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/gretchen-rossi-newest-orange-county.html' title='Gretchen Rossi, The Newest Orange County &amp;quot;Housewife&amp;quot;'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2369626841345804928</id><published>2009-01-07T15:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T16:00:44.554-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chris rossi friends and enemies'/><title type='text'>Chris Rossi Has Friends Too...and Enemies</title><summary type='text'>Anonymous said... I'm one of Chris Rossi's closest friends, and was actually a groomsman in his wedding to Gretchen. I'd like to clear the record about a few things. First, someone earlier in this thread implied that Chris cheated on Gretchen while they were married. That is just not true. I know Chris like a brother, and he never had and never would have done this, it's just not in his nature.It</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2369626841345804928/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2369626841345804928' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2369626841345804928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2369626841345804928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/chris-rossi-has-friends-tooand-enemies.html' title='Chris Rossi Has Friends Too...and Enemies'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2485874883330591084</id><published>2009-01-07T14:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T14:42:20.016-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='judy fike'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jeff&apos;s Sister'/><title type='text'>Judy Fike Speaks</title><summary type='text'>Judy is Jeff Beitzel's sisterNovember 2, 2008 2:22 PM Judy Fike said... I would like to thank Tournament Drive Neighbor for your insight. Without elaborating on the saga of the ex's, I would like to verify a few facts. Jeff's choice to go to the City of Hope for treatment was not based on the persuasion powers of Gretchen -- he was actually smarter than that! He decided to go to LA for treatment </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2485874883330591084/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2485874883330591084' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2485874883330591084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2485874883330591084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/judy-fike-speaks.html' title='Judy Fike Speaks'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-5504548813676500703</id><published>2009-01-05T12:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T13:21:20.609-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='more comments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='more gretchen'/><title type='text'>And Even More Gretchen Rossi</title><summary type='text'>Anonymous said... From some who knows the situation (and believe me it is way more people than just the "two in the relationship")it was a total heartbreak to watch that contrived mess last night. Jeff looked terrible and was not the person we remember. He was a jovial man with a booming deep voice, and the little frail sickly man that the world saw was NOT Jeff. He came across as a zombi-like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/5504548813676500703/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=5504548813676500703' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5504548813676500703'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/5504548813676500703'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/and-even-more-gretchen-rossi.html' title='And Even More Gretchen Rossi'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1668275786318284926</id><published>2009-01-05T02:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T02:58:29.407-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='predator/prey'/><title type='text'>Predator? Prey?</title><summary type='text'>November 21, 2008 12:49 AM Anonymous said... Yeah, you're probably right. Thankfully there are no small children involved in this tawdry mess. My condolences to the family who lost a father, a brother, a son and to the ex-wives who mourn Jeff and appear to be class acts.However, I don't view Jeff as a victim. He liked his Malibu Barbie and was willing to pay for it and indulge her fantasies of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1668275786318284926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1668275786318284926' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1668275786318284926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1668275786318284926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/predator-prey.html' title='Predator? Prey?'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3269923794540170096</id><published>2009-01-04T11:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T03:00:18.850-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='simon barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pizza girl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rants'/><title type='text'>More Gretchen Rossi Rants</title><summary type='text'>Some people are ubiquitous....Pizza Girl said... Jealousy has nothing to do with it. Tamra is correct to distance herself from the smoking hot lying mess that is Gretchen. Tamra is blessed with the things that matter -- an adoring husband and children.December 2, 2008 6:27 AM Anonymous said... I heard that Gretchen and the car salesman want to be the next Tamra and Simon Barney!!!I detect a hint </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3269923794540170096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3269923794540170096' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3269923794540170096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3269923794540170096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-gretchen-rossi-rants.html' title='More Gretchen Rossi Rants'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2285965466023553227</id><published>2009-01-03T10:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T13:22:00.341-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant On'/><title type='text'>More Rants</title><summary type='text'>Anonymous said... I was a very, very close friend of Jeff Beitel for many years. As for the comment on his ex wive's, I never met his first wife, that was only a one year marriage, when he was very, very young. I do however know the other three, I only know #2/5, #4 very well. I only met #3 a few times, they're all very nice, classy, educated women and I can assure you, they DIDN'T marry Jeff for</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2285965466023553227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2285965466023553227' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2285965466023553227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2285965466023553227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-rants.html' title='More Rants'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-2060510748072397217</id><published>2009-01-02T12:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T13:20:33.041-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the grammar nazis are too late'/><title type='text'>The Grammar Nazis Are Too Late !</title><summary type='text'>NotAFanOfGretchen said... Someone above posted quotes from Gretchen's MySpace page.I am a bit of a grammar nazi, but I think it's called for when Gretchen, who supposedly has a degree from Baylor, can't spell or grasp simple concepts like apostrophes and pronouns.Gretchen states, "even when life is at it's worst" - Gretchen, that should be "its" not "it's."its = pronoun, possessiveit's = it is (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/2060510748072397217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=2060510748072397217' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2060510748072397217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/2060510748072397217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/grammar-nazis-are-too-late.html' title='The Grammar Nazis Are Too Late !'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-4880252736383741452</id><published>2009-01-02T10:25:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-29T15:18:32.975-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='simon barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lauri waring'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chris rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pizza girl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeffrey beitzel'/><title type='text'>More Gretchen Rossi Haters</title><summary type='text'>November 26, 2008 1:43 AM Anonymous said... But were you newly married when you started dating your older man? Did you have a boyfriend on the side when you were engaged? It's oh so convenient for Gretchen now that Jeff is dead, she can say anything she wants about the depths of their love.I believe what Jeff's sister writes about her.Judy Fike:"As for Gretchen, Jeff was ready to end that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/4880252736383741452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=4880252736383741452' title='29 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4880252736383741452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4880252736383741452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-gretchen-rossi-haters.html' title='More Gretchen Rossi Haters'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>29</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-3760097226054168834</id><published>2009-01-01T16:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T14:43:18.296-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WordPress Comments January 5-10</title><summary type='text'>Kathy said:I hate the way everyone is being so harsh towards Retch. Yes she is young, but she seems to genuinely love Jeff. HE chose the bigger diamond for her ring, not her. And yes, he showered her with extravagant gifts..but did any of you stop to think that maybe it's because he knew his time was short and he wanted to do all he could to see her happy in the short time he may have left with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/3760097226054168834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=3760097226054168834' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3760097226054168834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/3760097226054168834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/wordpress-comments-january-5-10.html' title='WordPress Comments January 5-10'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1228727891308369058</id><published>2009-01-01T14:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T06:06:41.336-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='absurd on wordpress'/><title type='text'>More Comments from Wordpress</title><summary type='text'>HeatherSubmitted on 2008/11/24 at 4:39amLuv Ya Girl…. We worked together in Corona Del Mar…She’s a great Gal…From the down under OZ…HSubmitted on 2008/11/24 at 4:43amCall me would luv to chat! or just e-mail luv you goose!!!Call me would luv to chat! or just e-mail luv you goose!!!heathersommersusa@yahoo.com.auHeatherJessSubmitted on 2008/11/26 at 10:34amwhatever the chick may or may not be like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1228727891308369058/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1228727891308369058' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1228727891308369058'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1228727891308369058'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-comments-from-wordpress.html' title='More Comments from Wordpress'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-4302134229492868828</id><published>2009-01-01T14:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T14:44:12.659-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments from Absurd to Sublime on Wordpress</title><summary type='text'>DashaSubmitted on 2008/11/12 at 8:45amShe’s just a beatiful girl with backwards ideals. Saying she is a whore is “soooooo” mature.Give the girl a break.She's just a beatiful girl with backwards ideals. Saying she is a whore is "soooooo" mature.Give the girl a break.Dasha1MissymrsSubmitted on 2008/11/13 at 3:50pmshe a whoreSubmitted on 2008/11/20 at 2:37pmTheir RIGHT, She’s as big a whore as they </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/4302134229492868828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=4302134229492868828' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4302134229492868828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4302134229492868828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/comments-from-absurd-to-sublime-on.html' title='Comments from Absurd to Sublime on Wordpress'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-4055409015009869206</id><published>2009-01-01T12:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T13:22:53.971-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intimate details'/><title type='text'>Intimate Details and More</title><summary type='text'>Michelle said... Wow! I have never seen so many judgmental people in my life! You people are horrible to talk about someone that you don't even know. All you know of Gretchen is what you see on the show and what you read on "rumor" blogs. Seriously people...She may be a fabulous person, she may be a horrible person. We don't know squat about her true intentions or what has really gone into her </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/4055409015009869206/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=4055409015009869206' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4055409015009869206'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/4055409015009869206'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/intimate-details-and-more.html' title='Intimate Details and More'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1991188505413868627</id><published>2009-01-01T10:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-29T15:19:57.663-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='simon barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the real housewives of orange county'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slade smiley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='they turn on each other'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chris rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pizza girl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jo de la rosa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><title type='text'>They Turn on Each Other</title><summary type='text'>Anonymous said... "Has Gretchen actually SOLD any real estate? The only listing I found for her was the Overlook property and that house was owned by one of Jeffrey's companies."She has closed 9 sales in the last 4 years. 7 of them were $1 million+.December 4, 2008 3:28 PM  Anonymous said... The show is gone to hell. Look at all the golddiggers Laurie with her prince charming please!!! If George </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1991188505413868627/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1991188505413868627' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1991188505413868627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1991188505413868627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/they-turn-on-each-other.html' title='They Turn on Each Other'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-1618843642869506123</id><published>2009-01-01T09:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T15:45:43.343-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends and neighbors'/><title type='text'>Friends and Neighbors Weigh In</title><summary type='text'>Tournament Drive Neighbor said... Judy thanks for the insight. I am glad you were able to clarify some facts. I would have been interested to see what you would have thought of Gretchen if you got to know her. I am surpised that there is very little sympathy or defending when it comes to her. I know wife #2/#5...I am disappointed that Jeff gave up the love of his life for that whore. I stood by </summary><link rel='related' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com' title='Friends and Neighbors Weigh In'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/1618843642869506123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=1618843642869506123' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1618843642869506123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/1618843642869506123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/rantin-and-ravin.html' title='Friends and Neighbors Weigh In'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-54376959475371497</id><published>2009-01-01T03:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T15:46:50.283-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='judy fike'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chris rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gretchen rossi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pizza girl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay photoglou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeffrey beitzel'/><title type='text'>More Absurdities: The First Comments</title><summary type='text'>Note: Jeff Beitzel died on September 13, 2008 Anonymous said... First of all Gretchen has been with Jeff for a few years! She started dating Jeff a few SHORT months into her marriage Jeff only has 3 children, not 4.... She was after him to marry her, not him after her! I wish people could get their story straight..... She's your typical GOLD DIGGER!!!!October 22, 2008 9:10 PM Anonymous said... </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/feeds/54376959475371497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2574616067593131242&amp;postID=54376959475371497' title='28 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/54376959475371497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2574616067593131242/posts/default/54376959475371497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://moreabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-absurdities-first-comments.html' title='More Absurdities: The First Comments'/><author><name>haireality</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>28</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2574616067593131242.post-7375360433753728189</id><published>2000-01-03T23:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T13:43:34.554-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='judy fike'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tamra barney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pizza girl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jo de la rosa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeffrey beitzel'/><title type='text'>Intimate Details</title><summary type='text'>Todd said... Tamra can't stand that Gretchen is smarter, younger, prettier, classier than her. With both of the Barney's being unemployed, they have a lot of time to post here.Partial removal of post, invasion of poster privacy.AdminDecember 3, 2008 5:12 PMFran M. said... I met Jeff Many years ago in Michigan at a local restaurant, J. Alexanders in Livonia. He was ALWAYS kind and respectful. 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